Description

The Herbert
Mimic Obi-Wan Variant | Whipblade Configuration | Custom Soundfonts

A saber that whispers when it should roar. The Herbert is a masterclass in unsettling charm, built on the revered Obi-Wan hilt but corrupted by the eccentric tastes of Mos Quahog’s most infamous neighbor. With a whipblade and custom sounds this saber is less about combat and more about psychological warfare.

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Lore Fragment

Legends speak of a saber found buried beneath a pile of popsicle sticks and empty candy wrappers in the dunes outside Mos Quahog. Originally a pristine Mimic of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s weapon, it was carried by an odd old man. Now, The Herbert is feared not for its power, but for the deeply uncomfortable aura it radiates.

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Features

🌀 Whipblade Extension
– Magnetic dampeners ensure precise control, even during “playtime”
– Blade tip crackles with unstable plasma and faint whispers of “You look real nice today…”

🔊 Custom Soundfonts

– the faint sounds of a car that is tricked out like an ice cream truck.
– sounds specifically chosen for the unsettling nature

– “May the Force be… deeply unsettling.”

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