Description

The Herbert

Mimic Obi-Wan Variant | Whipblade Configuration | Custom Soundfonts

A saber that whispers when it should roar. The Herbert is a masterclass in unsettling charm, built on the revered Obi-Wan hilt but corrupted by the eccentric tastes of Mos Quahog’s most infamous neighbor. With a whipblade and custom sounds this saber is less about combat and more about psychological warfare.

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Lore Fragment

Legends speak of a saber found buried beneath a pile of popsicle sticks and empty candy wrappers in the dunes outside Mos Quahog. Originally a pristine Mimic of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s weapon, it was carried by an odd old man. Now, The Herbert is feared not for its power, but for the deeply uncomfortable aura it radiates.

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Features

🌀 Whipblade Extension

– Magnetic dampeners ensure precise control, even during “playtime”

– Blade tip crackles with unstable plasma and faint whispers of “You look real nice today…”

🔊 Custom Soundfonts

– the faint sounds of a car that is tricked out like an ice cream truck.

– sounds specifically chosen for the unsettling nature

– “May the Force be… deeply unsettling.”

2. Xeno3 Pixel (Xenopixel v3)
Functionality: A massive visual and technical upgrade over the baselit option. Instead of a single in-hilt LED, the core connects to a “pixel” blade that contains strips of hundreds of individual LEDs running up its entire length.
Best For: Light to medium dueling, high-end cosplay, and display.
Features: The pixel setup allows for highly cinematic, localized effects. You get realistic scrolling ignitions and retractions, localized flash-on-clash (the blade only flashes where it is “hit”), tip-drag, and unstable/flickering blade styles. The v3 iteration also features Bluetooth connectivity, allowing you to easily adjust settings, blade colors, and effects via a mobile app. It also uses an SD card so you can add custom sound fonts.